Remember when MTV played good music, remember when MTV played bad music, remember when MTV played music? Carcass, among others, were of the truest metal bands to once upon a time ago to have been played on the now decayed into repeats of Ridiculousness network of MTV. Of all the videos MTV denied they somehow allowed this one for “Incarnated Solvent Abuse” to play in rotation. MTV used to give less of a fuck, I mean shit, they had a video about doing drugs and fucking strippers play, of course I am talking about the notoriously controversial “Smack My Bitch Up” by The Prodigy.
We want to put the Metal back into the “Music” of the M of MTV! GIVE US CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, HEADBANGER’S BALL AND MUSIC BACK!
Probably will never happen but here is an instant classic from the heydays of MTV, Carcass‘s “Incarnated Solvent Abuse”!
Huff some embalming fluid, headbang and growl at home! here are the lyrics
Reaving fats from corporal griskin
Culled…for sodden gelatine brayed
Skeletal groats triturated, desinently
Exsiccated, sere glutenate brewed
For frivolous solvent abuse…
Derogate coarse remains
For glue to dry
Despoiled marrow razed
A truculent shambles so severe
Extravated bone, as adhesive incarnate
A pellucid quietus, nocuosly I create
Corporal glue, breathe in the fumes
Mucilage vapours, toxic fumes to savour
As gum to dry
A lissom gel so glazed
A truculent shambolic affair
The exsanguine esprit, shorted as snuff
Rheumic oils forever, Bonded together as gum
Human glue, choke on the fumes
Noxious vapours, slaughterous labour